29.3.12
Pausing for a Smoke
27.3.12
World View
25.3.12
Chronicle of a Journey to the Dark Side of the Earth: Part 2
The Fragrance of Flowers and the Subtleties of Love
The sky is overcast with frozen industrial pollution and the air is grey and gritty with blowing coal dust. In silent, resigned determination, an endless stream of cyclists, bundled against the Manchurian blasts, pedal the socialist bike lane under portraits of their Chairman, Great Leader, Dear Leader, their heads bowed, exhaling plumes of frosty breath. Pumping up and down, their calf muscles flex rhythmically under the layers of rayon long-johns under their pathetic cotton trousers, the chill benevolence of the oxymoronic people's democratic dictatorship. Profound depression is the dominant emotion, the goal of socialism justifying whatever means, however cruel, might be necessary to achieve an upstairs and a downstairs, indoor plumbing, enough to eat, electric lights and a telephone.
The whole truth has still not been told. Beauty passes by unrecognized in the bike lane. One by one, the individual faces in the passing multitude spark a torrent of associations. Looking carefully and with some sensitivity we can perceive a mad montage pieced together from the shards of living memory.
Here's the first image: A damp and vaguely pleasant humus smell permeates a jade green landscape enchanted with bird song, the distant hilltops fading into a mist as subtle as an innuendo. And then, a sudden immensity of dirty coal lies under a banshee wind in a landscape where the brick chimneys of foundries belch smoke and soot and people are bent and misshapen, numb to blowing grit and sleet, and impervious to the fragrance of flowers and the subtleties of love.
To be continued…
8.3.12
Homo Sapiens: An Illustrated Field Guide
Ruins of Ephesus

This tiny fragment of marble (8cm) has a story to tell.
Our story takes place in
The façade of the ancient library still greets visitors today. As do the remains of the public baths across the street, featuring an outer courtyard latrine surrounded by marble benches, under which water ran to flush away the waste. Musicians are said to have performed on a platform under a colonnade in the centre of the courtyard to entertain the people as they went about their business, (so to speak).
You guessed it. This fragment was once part of that very toilet seat.
Also to be seen in
This is clearly the official doctrine of the Catholic Church. Why else would the current Pope say, on his very first foreign trip, undertaken to Turkey, on November 29, 2008:
"From here in Ephesus, a city blessed by the presence of Mary Most Holy, who we know is loved and venerated also by Muslims, let us lift up to the Lord a special prayer for peace between peoples."
It is my contention that this fragment may well be a priceless holy relic.
After all, what can the Virgin have done with her time between the Ascension and her own Assumption? I suspect she must have availed herself of the wondrous library. And when nature called, she must have slipped across to the public toilet, where this fragment of marble, attached as it was to the rest of the seat at the time, almost certainly must have come into contact with the immaculate backside.
Ephesus dwindled and was eventually abandoned in the 15th century as its port silted up and its trade access failed.
Tribal Zone
It’s only an hour-long, adrenaline-pumping drive from
Nature is not kind to Darra. In winter, biting cold winds sweep south out of
Despite this unpleasantness, Darra manages to bustle with a steady stream of visitors. Indeed, its shops are always crowded with eager bargain hunters and deal-makers. For over a century the village has been famous for two commodities: guns and drugs. Walk down the street on a typical day and you brush past a cast of characters from the darker side of human endeavor.
There are Taliban fighters with bandoleers and folding stock machine guns tucked under their arms hitching rides with Pakistani smugglers moving Japanese TVs from
In tiny tea shops under posters of the late Gen. Zia ul Haq, pathetic addicts, fugitives from the laws of almost everywhere, peasants, beggars and warlords mix and mingle over sips of sweet green chai. There is not a single woman in sight. No one in Darra has ever seen a policeman. Everyone is armed to the teeth.
With the exception of the tea stalls, two filthy restaurants and a watermelon stand, almost every other shop spills into the street displaying an inventory of fire arms that makes Darra a one-stop gun shopping heaven.
First there’s the novelty items like pistols hidden in walking sticks and ball-point pens that fire a single .22 round when you depress the pocket clip. For more serious business choose from pistols that splatter a 12-guage shotgun shell. Rifles of every description and all periods of history hang row after row, and there are even a few long muzzle-loading rifles left over from the Crimean War.
Moving upscale, there are stubby little Tommie guns with round magazines like a prop from an Al Capone movie, racked with M-16s, automatic pistols, Uzis and every model of Kalashnikov ever made.
For customers who think big, there is also a huge selection of specialized military hardware; the kinds of things you'd need a pickup truck to carry away; mortars, grenade launchers, rockets, cannons and box after box of bullets and shells to fit each one.
In addition, almost every house is a primitive gun factory that can fabricate an astonishingly accurate copy of any weapon, using only the crudest tools, in virtually no time at all. Here and there are metal lathes, grinding wheels and electric drills running on noisy generators, but most of the work is done squatting on the ground in front of a blacksmith’s vice surrounded by a collection of files and rasps.
Of course, whatever you're planning to buy you’ve got to test. Customers regularly pop their heads out of doors and blast a few rounds off into the sky. The heavier stuff they haul around the back. There, as long as you pay for the ammunition, you can pepper the side of the mountain with ordinance for as long as you want.
The drug trade is somewhat less flamboyant but no less obvious. Furtive men puff opium in shops stacked to the ceiling with tons of pungent marijuana. Other men squat for hours in dark hovels, rolling out perfectly uniform kilogram bars of dark brown, buttery hashish; each stamped with a number and a logo. Still others sweat in the hammer-hard sun, carefully slicing the pods of poppy flowers so the sap will ooze out and dry. It is gathered into sticky bundles of opium wrapped in leaves and then in plastic for shipping. A ten thousand dollar investment at this end, it is said, to finesse the connivance, bribery and bravado required of the smuggling operation, will suck $5 million or so off the streets of
When the sun reaches its highest point, most of the men turn in their tiny shops, as they do five times a day, and quietly facing
A woman here seems to have a little more esteem in the community than a good camel, but not much more. In public she peers at the world through the eye-hole of her burka, like a sleeping bag pulled over her head. Her private life is an unbroken cycle of fetching water, drying cow dung patties for fuel, cooking, and caring for children.
While the technology of their livelihood has kept pace with the changes from muzzle-loader to full automatic into the twenty-first century, the folks in Darra seem socially pretty well adjusted to life in the twelfth.

